3.10.11

Nasihat Blogger Kepada Adik Blogger

Hai semua. Harini nak promote blog lagi. Tapi ini blog adik sendiri, ahahaha. Macam apa je, tapi bagus lah tolong keluarga :3

Ini dia, Just Wani nama diberi. Nama blog lah of course. Baru habis UPSR, tahun depan form 1. Baru nak mengenal dunia, tapi aku galakkan dia buat blog. Aku harap dalam dunia blogging ni, dia akan jumpa perkara-perkara menarik dan berfaedah untuk dijadikan iktibar. Aku dah syorkan beberapa blog bagus untuk peringkat umur dia, dan aku dah larang dia dari mendekati ciri-ciri seorang blogger yang menyampahkan. Tak faham? Blogger yang tulis 'eww eww' dalam perkataan dan cerita pasal boyfriend dia paling hot di dunia dalam setiap post. Aku pun ada boyfriend jugak weyyy... 

Kenapa aku galakkan dia blogging? Sebab pertama, boleh pupuk minat menulis. Sebab bila nak menulis ni, kita perlukan idea supaya hasil tulisan tak membosankan dan bukan setakat satu perenggan (eh tapi kadang-kadang aku pun selalu buat camtu. dammit). Nasihat pertama aku dekat dia, tolong lah gunakan bahasa baku bila menulis. Paling tak pun, kalau taknak baku sangat sebab takut orang cakap kau skema, takyah lah nak 'eww eww' dalam tulisan. Bukan takat membazir ruang, malah memanjangkan perkataan yang asalnya ada 4 huruf jadi 7 atau lapan huruf. Contohnya, perkataan macam dalam dialog berikut:

"Aku saja saja je buat macam tu kat kau. Aku dengki dengan kau."

Tetiba bila ada 'eww eww' dah jadi

"Akuw sajew sajew jewp bwat camtuww kat kaw. Akuw dengky ngan kawwww larh weyhh"

LMFAOROFLTROLLOLOL

Pada sesiapa yang pernah ada pengalaman buat benda-benda ni, takpe. Jadikan iktibar okay. Dalam masa yang sama, sila gelakkan diri sendiri sekarang. Bahahaha.

Selain dari tu, aku cakap jugak kat adik aku, kalau nak tulis pasal apa yang kau lalui dalam hidup, kau pergi mana harini, kau jatuh tangga berdarah hidung ke, itu semua tak kisah nak cerita. Kalau comel-comel cerita kau mesti orang suka nak baca. Tapi kalau setakat bergaduh dengan kawan, kawan terpijak kasut sikit terus taknak kawan selama-lamanya, kawan curik boyfriend kau, tolonglah weh jangan terniat pun nak tulis kat blog. Pergi cari buku latihan kau yang lama-lama tu, pegy tulis dalam tu diam-diam. Orang lain taknak tahu pun kau bergaduh dengan siapa. Kalau kau tetiba kawan balik dengan dia esok pun orang taknak tahu, walaupun tu bagus.

Jadi setelah memastikan dia faham, dan setelah aku tolong buatkan template khas untuk blog dia, maka secara rasminya pada tanggal 2 Oktober 2011, adik aku Wani telah pun mula melibatkan diri dalam dunia blogging. Aku harap dia ingat semua nasihat aku. Nanti dia dah start sekolah menengah, mungkin masa untuk blogging dah takde sangat, atau mungkin dia dah hilang minat, tapi aku sokong dia dari belakang. Sebab kalau aku sokong dari depan nanti bila dia nak taip dia tak nampak pulak skrin komputer tu kalau aku dok depan dia ahahahahaha dah diam. Okdahbaibai :D

Ini blog dia dan header blog dia yang ommey ommey aku tolong buatkan ahaha. Klik gambar kalau nak melawat :)

28.9.11

Blog Kawan Kawan

Sebenarnya saya tak tayu (gaya Lily cakap 'tak tahu') lah apa nak tulis. Ingatkan dah ada UniFi dekat rumah sewa bolehlah buat sepuluh post sehari kahkahkah. Tapi makin takde idea apa nak tulis, sebab rasa hidup tak berkembang bila duduk bersama kawan-kawan menjalani hidup sebagai pelajar. Eh, tak bukan kawan-kawan yang tak best, tapi aktiviti harian yang tak best. Takkan makan Honey Stars sebagai sarapan pagi pun nak cerita, kan?

Isy perenggan pertama dah merepek. And sebenarnya dah banyak gila buat typo tadi tapi dah padam balik arrghhh stress!! 

Baiklah, jadi harini nak promote blog kengkawan. Hehe. Apakata tambahkan kenalan, kan? Takpun, mana tahu ada terminat hasil penulisan seseorang? Kalau bosan kadang-kadang bolehlah hiburkan hati baca penulisan mereka kan. 

Blog pertama, ini blog baru je buat. Freshie maa, tapi insyaAllah masa akan datang mana tahu dia bakal lebih hebat dari korang semua kehkeh :P Dia ni sepupu hebat saya, dan juga sahabat awesome saya. She's always there for me, even when I don't ask for her. Like seriously, asal aku post je status emo kat facabook, pasti dia orang pertama bertanya khabar. She's very concerned towards me, and dah banyak tolong saya (maafkan perubahan kata ganti nama diri yang tak konsisten, harini mood kurang stabil hehe :P)

Marilah kita lihat siapa gerangannya :D


Yes she's the one. Ahhhh, sebenarnya jarak masa antara gambar di atas dengan perenggan ni adalah 45minit, jadi dah lupa apa nak cakap. Sebab in between tu pergi tengok We Got Married yang sangat kelakar sambil meniarap dekat ruang tamu dengan Hawa. Dan sekarang pula pukul 2.45 a.m, mata menagntuk. Esok ada kelas. Pendek cerita, pergilah lawat blog beliau dan follow :D

Ahahaha macam ni pun boleh ye Tiq. Blog kawan-kawan saya yang lain, pergi tengok dekat tepi belah kiri tu ada ruangan Angry birds Sayang Mereka tu, haa itu adalah blog-blog kawan-kawan saya yang saya suka baca. Bagi yang minat doodle, saya syorkan anda pergy baca blog manishanismanis[dot]blogspot[dot]com sebab blog dia banyak doodle kelakar :D

Okdahbye nak tidur goodnight.  


26.9.11

Saya suka baca buku!

Siapa ada cerpen menarik, samaada bahasa Inggeris atau Melayu, sila kongsi bersama saya. Kalau awak yang karang sendiri, lagi bagus :D Sebenarnya, memang saya galakkan awak karang sendiri. Nak share somewhere, nanti saya bagitahu hehe :). Anyways, if lah takde inspirasi nak karang sendiri, boleh je share cerita-cerita menarik kesukaan awak, asalkan awak bagitahu siapa pengarang asal cerita tu okay :D. Itu je. Sekian terimakasih!

25.9.11

Hi Saya Tiq Hashim

Hullo! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sungguh lama daku tiadaa :D Bahahaha

I'm back peepellzz! Ceh konon je kena hi-jack. Cakap jelah kau sebenarnya tak tahu apa nak buat. Dah tiga minggu sem 3, busy bee I am. Very busy bee. Salahkan ROS report. Terpaksa couple jap dengan ROS selama seminggu, sampai tak tidur malam mengadap muka ROS. Nasib baik esok dah nak break-up ahahah.

I just had some Mars. So I am super duper happyy :D I can stay up late tonight playing Virtual Villagers, AND onlineeeeee. weehoo :D Oh wait, when I said Mars I really meant the Mars chocolate bar, not Bruno Mars :| Kamon lah people.

Oklaa aku memang SUKA orang buat aku macam tak penting dan tak wujud.

Ohbytheway, saya dah ada Twitter :D! Search TiqHashim kalau nak berkenalan beramah mesra. Itu saje, entri tak berfaedah harini maaf.

19.9.11

How To Become a Good Friend

Sometimes, it's your flaws that make people remember you...

In a good way, I mean. But anyway, both ways also can :3

So picture this, a situation where you are sitting in your room trying to finish your assignment that is due the next day, then your roommate comes to you.

"Hey, watchu doin, mate?"

"I doubt you cannot see what I am actually trying to do here."

"Oh, you're typing something on Words!"

"No, idiot, I'm doing my assignment!"

"Oh okay."

He leaves you for a few minutes, then comes back to you.

"Hey, mate. Did you know that I'm supposed to take care of my neighbor's cat this week?"

"So?" and you answer him with your eyes on the laptop screen.

"Nothing, I was just saying."

He leaves you for another peaceful minute, then returns, with a cup of coffee.
"Look, I'm drinking Ipoh White Coffee. Want some?"

"No thanks, I don't drink coffee."

"But it's really good, ya know. A lot of people think that people who never drank coffee are lame-o. Losers. Very, very unlucky people they are." Said your roommate with a serious face and a persuasive nod. 

"I have never heard of that." there's this tingling feeling inside you right now.

"Oh, but it's true! You should ask around,"

The innocent smile on his face was starting to rise your temperature to 100 degrees Celsius.  He sees the signal you're trying to convey to him, but he stays there with his smile.

 
Yeah, most probably you would end up like this in the end.
IRRITATING THINGS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

...never fail to temper you, aite?

But imagine if he was gone.

The room would be quiet. No more stupid questions and annoying remarks. The first 10 minutes, you'd be feeling glad that he's not around. But then you start to have this weird feeling of emptiness. Suddenly, you're missing his stupid questions that never fail to spoil your 'working mode'. All of a sudden, you're as if hoping you'd hear his voice mentioning about inappropriate things that you don't really care about. Finally, you'd come to a strong conclusion that all he was doing all this freakin annoying time was just to try and ease away the stress you were having because you did your work on the very last minute. All he was trying to do was to accompany you so that you don't feel bored, even if it annoys you.

Or am I wrong?

If so, imagine 10 years from now when you're married or you have a hectic life of your own.

15.9.11

#2

See I toldja she ran to twitter. Predictable human being, she is. And fancy being oh-so-proud of it too!

So I purposely didn't tell you my name last time, because I am super duper famous. But you can call me Berry. And you have no idea why, hah! 

#Fact:

An octopus has 9 brains, each in every tentacle and one in it's head.

#MoreFact

You don't need a brain to figure out how bad someone treats you. Get your fucken legs up and leave already! 

Tiq Hashim is trying very hard to get back her blogger account. I'm not going to give it to her just like that, duh! Reminder for everyone out there, NEVER USE THE SAME PASSWORD FOR ALL THE ACCOUNTS YOU HAVE ON THE INTERNET. Unless you want to be hi-jacked like Tiq Hashim BWAHAHAHA!

AND, make sure your password contains a mixture of alphabetical and numerical digits, not to forget some commas and periods or markers here and there. 

So yeah, if you're the forgetful kinda person, your bad. 

14.9.11

Tiq Hashim is Away FOREVER HAHAHAHA

Hi, I am not Tiq Hashim. I repeat, I am utterly NOT Tiq Hashim. I have successfully hi-jacked her Blogger account because I am superb like Superman muahahaha!

Who am I? I am Lord Voldemort's youngest cousin's daughter, you do the maths. You don't believe me? Eh kau ingat kau sape taknak percaya cakap aku hah? Ya, lepas Lord Voldemort mengganas memang saudara mara dia semua pindah duduk Malaysia, sebab dengar cerita Malaysia ni negara aman, banyak peluang pekerjaan. Kahkahkah.

How am I related to Tiq Hashim? Apparently we have no relation at all. That's why laaa I hi-jacked her Blogger account! She thinks she's what? Konon-konon penulis terkemuka nak kalahkan J. K Rowling apa siap nak tulis blog novel bagai-bagai? She writes all craps, nonsense! I hate her Strawberry Cupcakes because it's too cliche and lovey-dovey and it looks a bit like Boys Over Flowers but in novel version and in English language. Tiq Hashim is a poser, she has no originality. Don't read her blog novel, it will give bad influence to your children!!!

Ahahaha okay, so I have to tell you readers of this crappy blog that Tiq Hashim will not be around in the nearest meantime. Instead, I will be taking over her Blogger with more useful stuff and informative things for you! Things that you might as well have read rather than all the rubbish that she serves you here. No, no, unfortunately Tiq Hashim is not dead. She's there, going through her life as usual, being very aware of what I'm doing to her but putting on the good front that she always gives you. A very deceiving diguise, eh? Most probably I would be hi-jacking her Facebook account afterwards (muehehehe) and she might run away to Twitter for help. But even that won't foil my plan. So until the next 'informative' post, sayonara.